Recent Celebrity Deaths

After entering the Pearly Gates, St Peter welcomed Farrah and told her she could have one wish granted for her long suffering.
Without hesitation she wished that all the children in the world would be safe!

Back on earth at that very moment Michael Jackson dropped dead.
Then, when Michael approached the Pearly Gates, St. Peter asked him what he wanted.
Michael said he needed someone to make a pitch for him to God.

Poor Billy Mays never knew what hit him!"

And that's the way it is.

---Walter Cronkite