Hooker?

**ringadingh** · 06-06-2009, 08:08 AM

Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows.

"Twenty dollars" she whispers.

He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks.

So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer.

"What's going on here, people?" asks the officer.

"I'm making luff to my vife," Ole answers indignantly.

"Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know."

"Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine dat light in her face!

**jmorrow** · 06-06-2009, 11:16 AM

**Cajunrider** · 06-06-2009, 12:11 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 08-17-2009, 10:58 PM

That was a good one.

06-06-2009, 08:08 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Hooker? Ole was walking home late at night, through the park and sees a woman in the shadows. "Twenty dollars" she whispers. He'd never been with a hooker before, but decides, what the hell, it's only twenty bucks. So they hide in the bushes. They're going "at it" for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them-- it's a police officer. "What's going on here, people?" asks the officer. "I'm making luff to my vife," Ole answers indignantly. "Oh, I'm sorry." says the cop. "I didn't know." "Vell," says Ole, "I din't neder, 'til you shine dat light in her face! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

06-06-2009, 11:16 AM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Hooker? __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

06-06-2009, 12:11 PM	#3
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Hooker? __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

08-17-2009, 10:58 PM	#4
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Hooker? That was a good one. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

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