Young newspaper reporter

[rooster1]

A young man graduated from University of Arkansas with a degree in
journalism. His first assignment for the newspaper who hired him was
to write a human- interest story. Being from Arkansas, he went back to
the country to do his research. He went to an old farmer's house way
back in the hills, introduced himself to the farmer and proceeded to
explain to him why he was there. The young man asked, "Has anything
ever happened around here that made you happy?" The farmer thought for
a minute and said, "Yep! One time one of my neighbor's sheep got lost.
We formed a posse and found it. We all screwed it and took it back
home." "I can't print that!" the young man exclaimed. "Can you think
of anything else that happened that made you or a lot of other people
happy?" After another moment, the farmer said, "Yeah, one time my
neighbor's daughter, a good looking girl, got lost. We formed a big
posse that time and found her. After we all screwed her, we took her
back home." Again, the young man said, "I cannot print that either.
Has anything ever happened around here that made you sad?" The old
farmer dropped his head as if he were ashamed and after a few seconds
looked up timidly at the young man and said, "Well, I got lost once ..."

[jmorrow]

Hey! That thar ain't funny. :(" title="" border="0"/> :( ::) :-[

[ringadingh]