Attractive Housekeeper

**jmorrow** · 10-05-2008, 10:16 AM

John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye.
Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional."

About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote:

"Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner."

Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which said "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now.

Love, Mom"

basco · 10-05-2008, 06:50 PM

Busted

Yellow Jacket · 10-05-2008, 07:35 PM

Most kids learn at a young age that mothers have eyes in the backs, sides and tops of their heads as well as the normally issued two in the front. They also have supernatural powers to tell when you are lying.

If he hasn't learned that by this time, he's doomed! ! ! !

**ringadingh** · 10-05-2008, 07:41 PM

A pretty housekeeper is a lot more important than a ladle,

just my opinion.

Yellow Jacket · 10-05-2008, 09:14 PM

+1 :)

pirate · 10-05-2008, 11:01 PM

I like that one!

socwkbiker · 10-06-2008, 10:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ringadingh

A pretty housekeeper is a lot more important than a ladle,

just my opinion.

And much more useful!

10-05-2008, 10:16 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Attractive Housekeeper John invited his mother over for dinner. During the meal, his mother couldn't help noticing how attractive and shapely the housekeeper was. Over the course of the evening, she started to wonder if there was more between John and the housekeeper than met the eye. Reading his mom's thoughts, John volunteered, "I know what you must be thinking, but I assure you, my relationship with my housekeeper is purely professional." About a week later, the housekeeper came to John and said, "Ever since your mother came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle. You don't suppose she took it, do you?" John said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll write her a letter just to be sure." So he sat down and wrote: "Dear Mother, I'm not saying you 'did' take a gravy ladle from my house, and I'm not saying you 'did not' take a gravy ladle. But the fact remains that one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner." Several days later, John received a letter from his mother which said "Dear Son, I'm not saying that you 'do' sleep with your housekeeper, and I'm not saying that you 'do not' sleep with your housekeeper. But the fact remains that if she was sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by now. Love, Mom" __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-05-2008, 06:50 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Attractive Housekeeper Busted

10-05-2008, 07:35 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Attractive Housekeeper Most kids learn at a young age that mothers have eyes in the backs, sides and tops of their heads as well as the normally issued two in the front. They also have supernatural powers to tell when you are lying. If he hasn't learned that by this time, he's doomed! ! ! ! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

10-05-2008, 07:41 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Attractive Housekeeper A pretty housekeeper is a lot more important than a ladle, just my opinion. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

10-05-2008, 09:14 PM	#5
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Attractive Housekeeper +1 :) __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

10-05-2008, 11:01 PM	#6
pirate Sr. Member Join Date: May 2008 Location: North Dakota Posts: 1,865	Attractive Housekeeper I like that one!

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