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Old 07-07-2008, 11:32 PM   #1
mmartin   mmartin is offline
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Politically Correct (for women)

1) He does not have a "BEER GUT"
He has a "LIGUID GRAIN STORAGE FACILITY"

2) He is not a "BAD DANCER"
He is "OVERLY CAUCASIAN"

3) He does not "GET LOST ALL THE TIME"
He "INVESTIGATES ALTERNATIVE DESTINATIONS"

4) He is not "BALDING
He is in "FOLLICLE REGRESSION"

5) It's not his "CRACK" hanging out of his pants
It's "REAR CLEAVAGE"

6) He does not act like a "TOTAL ASS"
He develops a case of "RECTAL-CRANIAL INVERSION
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