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04-03-2014, 09:20 PM
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Husbands vs. Wives
Text from Husband to wife:
Honey please come to our local hospital and bring my medical insurance information. I was in a bad accident that totaled the car. Paula drove me here. I have a ruptured spleen, 3 broken ribs, a compound fracture to my left femur and may lose the sight in my left eye. I'm headed for surgery and I'm in room 312 on the third floor. Please don't worry as it could have been much much worse. Text from wife to husband: Who's Paula?
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04-04-2014, 12:20 AM
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A good Samaritan.....
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04-04-2014, 08:11 AM
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  uh oh! You are about to have life threatening injuries and Paula better have good insurance too!
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I would be patient, but it takes too long!! David Hollinger 2002 Beige 1500 "Hannah2" VBA # 02195 
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04-04-2014, 08:40 AM
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I read this to my wife last evening, when I got to "text from wife to husband", my wife blurted out "Who the hell is Paula". I guess they all think alike
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04-04-2014, 11:14 AM
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same thing here as I was reading to the wife this morning!!
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I would be patient, but it takes too long!! David Hollinger 2002 Beige 1500 "Hannah2" VBA # 02195
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04-04-2014, 11:26 AM
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Paula is damn hot!!!
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04-04-2014, 02:10 PM
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04-04-2014, 07:43 PM
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..Coulda been the Pain Med's the Paula, Para Medic gave him.
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04-04-2014, 08:30 PM
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for those that thought the joke was the husband maybe was caught with another woman you think just like a woman! The joke was that the name "Paula" was more important to the wife than her husband's injuries!!
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04-05-2014, 08:23 PM
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Quote:
Hey Brad when you have to explain your jokes they are WEAK.
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04-05-2014, 09:35 PM
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Aren't you through menopause yet Norm? ?
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