Seducing a Barman

**jmorrow** · 12-05-2008, 05:12 PM

A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face now with both hands. Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me -I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and his full head of hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues seductively, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. She slowly continues, "Tell him,... that there,...is no toilet paper in the ladies room."

basco · 12-05-2008, 10:10 PM

:-[

bosko · 12-05-2008, 10:32 PM

Gross. LOL

**ringadingh** · 12-06-2008, 09:55 AM

Funny!

dakals · 12-06-2008, 02:51 PM

LOL!!!!!!!

sturmannderss · 12-08-2008, 02:54 AM

Gross depends on whether she had gone #1 or #2............

12-05-2008, 10:32 PM	#3
bosko Advanced Member Join Date: Sep 2008 Location: Alberta, Canada Posts: 818	Seducing a Barman Gross. LOL

12-06-2008, 09:55 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Seducing a Barman Funny! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

12-06-2008, 02:51 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Seducing a Barman LOL!!!!!!!

12-08-2008, 02:54 AM	#6
sturmannderss Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 117	Seducing a Barman Gross depends on whether she had gone #1 or #2............

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12-05-2008, 05:12 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Seducing a Barman A rather attractive woman goes up to the bar in a quiet pub. She gestures alluringly to the barman who comes over immediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that he should bring his face closer to hers. When he does so, she begins to gently caress his beard which is full and bushy. "Are you the Manager?" she asks, softly stroking his face now with both hands. Actually, no" he replies. "Can you get him for me -I need to speak to him?" she asks, running her hands up beyond his beard and his full head of hair. "I'm afraid I can't" breathes the barman - clearly aroused. "Is there anything I can do?" "Yes there is. I need you to give him a message" she continues seductively, popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck them gently. She slowly continues, "Tell him,... that there,...is no toilet paper in the ladies room." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

12-05-2008, 10:10 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Seducing a Barman :-[