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Old 09-03-2010, 11:36 AM   #1
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Star Spangled Banner

A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a drink. He tells the bartender that he bets him a drink that he can fart the Star Spangled Banner. The barman responds "No way in hell that you can do that mister! You have a bet."

The man stands up on the bar, drops his pants, strains real hard & sh*ts all over the bar.

"What the hell?!?" The bartender shouts, "You just sh*t all over my counter."

"Relax," says the man. "Even Frank Sinatra has to clear his throat before he sings"
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