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07-10-2008, 03:24 PM
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Three women go down to Mexico
Three women go down to Mexico one night to celebrate college graduation, get drunk, and wake up in jail, only to find that they are to be executed in the morning, though none of them can remember what they did the night before. The first one, a redhead, is strapped in the electric chair and is asked if she has any last words.. She says, "I just graduated from Trinity Bible College and believe in the almighty power of God to intervene on the behalf of the innocent." They throw the switch and nothing happens.. They all immediately fall to the floor on their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The second one, a brunette, is strapped in and gives her last words. "I just graduated from the Harvard School of Law and I believe in the power of justice to intervene on the part of the innocent." They throw the switch and again, nothing happens. Again they all immediately fall to their knees, beg for forgiveness and release her. The last one (you knew it), a blond, is strapped in and says, "Well, I'm from TAMU and just graduated with a degree in Electrical Engineering, and I'll tell ya right now, y'all ain't gonna electrocute nobody if you don't plug this thing in. |
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07-10-2008, 09:55 PM
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I'm leaving for College Station tomorrow morning and will be there until Friday afternoon. Industrial firefighting training at Brayton Field. Wife and I will be staying at the Hilton on University Avenue. I'm in College Station every year for various ERT training seminars. We may run into eachother one day. Mitch
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