Obama at the Pearly Gates

[AlabamaNomadRider]

Obama dies and finds himself before the Pearly Gates.



He is very excited; all his life he's had a secret wish & longed to meet the Prophet Mohammed.


Having arrived at the Gates of Heaven, Barack meets a man with a beard. 'Are you Mohammed?' he asks.

'No, my son. I am Peter. Mohammed is higher up.' Peter then points to a ladder that rises into the clouds.


Delighted that Mohammed should be higher than Peter, Obama climbs the ladder in great strides, climbs through the clouds coming to a room where he meets another bearded man. He asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'


'No, I am Moses. Mohammed is higher still.'



Exhausted, but with a heart full of joy he climbs the ladder; yet again, he discovers an even larger room where he meets another man with a beard.



Full of hope, he asks again, 'Are you Mohammed?'



'No, I am Jesus... You will find Mohammed higher up.'



Mohammed higher than Jesus! Man! Obama can hardly contain his delight and climbs and climbs, ever higher.



Once again, he reaches a larger room where he meets a man with a beard and repeats his question: 'Are you Mohammed?' he gasps as he is, by now, totally
out of breath from all his climbing.



'No, my son.... I am Almighty God. But you look exhausted. Would you like a cup of coffee..?'



'Yes! Please, my Lord,' Obama exclaims.



God looks behind him, claps his hands and yells out: 'Hey Mohammed-- two coffees!'


Keep your trust in God;

Your government has failed you miserably.

[todd1960]

Always trust in GOD!

[socwkbiker]