The Barber Shop

[AlabamaNomadRider]

>A guy stuck his head into a barber shop and asked, "How long before I can
>Get a haircut?"
>
>The barber looked around the shop full of customers and said, "About
>two hours."
>The guy left.A few days later the same guy stuck his head in the door
>and
>Asked, "How long before I can get a haircut?" The barber looked around
>At the shop and said," About three hours."
>The guy left.
>A week later the same guy stuck his head in the shop and asked,
>"How long before I can get a haircut?"
>The barber looked around the shop and
>
>Said, "About an hour and a half."
>
>The guy left.
>The barber turned to a friend and said, "Hey, Bill, do me a favor.
>Follow that guy and see where he goes.
>He keeps asking how long he has to
>Wait for a haircut, but then he doesn't ever come back.
>
>A little while later Bill returned to the shop, laughing hysterically.
>The barber asked, "So where does that guy go when he leaves?"
>Bill looked up, tears in his eyes from laughter and said,
>
>"Your house."