A Greek and a Scotsman

**ringadingh** · 05-01-2009, 10:44 PM

A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Tim Horton's one day discussing who had the superior culture.

Over double-doubles the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows.

The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices.

The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.'

The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.'

And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion.

With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex!

The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to women.'

ridemslow · 05-02-2009, 06:52 AM

Soooo.. That's why they call it "Greek" style," Hummmm ::)

05-01-2009, 10:44 PM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	A Greek and a Scotsman A Greek and a Scotsman were sitting in a Tim Horton's one day discussing who had the superior culture. Over double-doubles the Greek guy says, 'Well, we Greeks built the Parthenon,' arching his eyebrows. The Scotsman then replies, 'Well... it was the Scots that discovered the Summer and Winter Solstices. The Greek retorts, 'We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics.' The Scotsman, nodding in agreement, says, 'Scots were the ones who built the first timepieces and calendars.' And so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, 'The Greeks were the ones who invented sex! The Scotsman replies, 'Aye, that is true, but it was we Scots who introduced it to women.' __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

05-02-2009, 06:52 AM	#2
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	A Greek and a Scotsman Soooo.. That's why they call it "Greek" style," Hummmm ::) __________________

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