Took Dad To The Mall

rooster1 · 04-24-2009, 07:06 PM

I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is
92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was
watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair
in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept
staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every
time.

When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the
matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?'

Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on
his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style, he
did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a
peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

**ringadingh** · 04-24-2009, 07:18 PM

**Cajunrider** · 04-24-2009, 09:30 PM

Yellow Jacket · 04-26-2009, 04:11 PM

ROFL!!!!!

strobe · 04-26-2009, 09:22 PM

04-24-2009, 07:06 PM	#1
rooster1 Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: Cheltenham , Penna. Posts: 1,091	Took Dad To The Mall I took my dad to the mall the other day to buy some new shoes (he is 92). We decided to grab a bite at the food court. I noticed he was watching a teenager sitting next to him. The teenager had spiked hair in all different colors: green, red, orange, and blue. My dad kept staring at him. The teenager would look and find him staring every time. When the teenager had had enough, he sarcastically asked, 'What's the matter old man, never done anything wild in your life?' Knowing my dad, I quickly swallowed my food so that I would not choke on his response, knowing he would have a good one, and in classic style, he did not bat an eye in his response. 'Got drunk once, and had sex with a peacock. I was just wondering if you were my son.'

04-24-2009, 07:18 PM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Took Dad To The Mall __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-24-2009, 09:30 PM	#3
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Took Dad To The Mall __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

04-26-2009, 04:11 PM	#4
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Took Dad To The Mall ROFL!!!!! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

04-26-2009, 09:22 PM	#5
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