Wife

vidornomad · 04-13-2009, 10:54 AM

A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

**Cajunrider** · 04-13-2009, 12:26 PM

Yellow Jacket · 04-13-2009, 02:10 PM

Makes good sense to me!

**jmorrow** · 04-13-2009, 03:52 PM

Ouch!

**ringadingh** · 04-13-2009, 07:11 PM

All of a sudden I feel very charitable!

**billmac** · 04-13-2009, 10:52 PM

What a thoughtful guy.

watchman · 04-14-2009, 09:44 AM

I think that around here the story would end: Visitation will be Monday evening from 6 to 8, with the funeral Tuesday at 1pm.

waterman · 04-15-2009, 12:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by watchman

I think that around here the story would end: Visitation will be Monday evening from 6 to 8, with the funeral Tuesday at 1pm.

You forgot the closed casket part.

04-13-2009, 10:54 AM	#1
vidornomad Member Join Date: Mar 2009 Location: Vidor, Texas Posts: 346	Wife A wife arrived home after a long shopping trip, and was horrified to find her husband in bed with a young, lovely thing. Just as she was about to storm out of the house, her husband stopped her with these words: "Before you leave, I want you to hear how this all came about. Driving home, I saw this young girl, looking poor and tired, I offered her a ride. She was hungry, so I brought her home and fed her some of the roast you had forgotten about in the refrigerator. Her shoes were worn out so I gave her a pair of your shoes you didn't wear because they were out of style. She was cold so I gave her that new birthday sweater you never wore even once because the color didn't suit you. Her slacks were worn out so I gave her a pair of yours that you don't fit into anymore. Then as she was about to leave the house, she paused and asked, 'Is there anything else that your wife doesn't use anymore?' "And so, here we are!"

04-13-2009, 12:26 PM	#2
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Wife __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

04-13-2009, 02:10 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Wife Makes good sense to me! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

04-13-2009, 03:52 PM	#4
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Wife Ouch! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

04-13-2009, 07:11 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Wife All of a sudden I feel very charitable! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-13-2009, 10:52 PM	#6
billmac Join Date: Apr 2008 Posts: 1,472	Wife What a thoughtful guy.

04-14-2009, 09:44 AM	#7
watchman Sr. Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Macon, Missouri Posts: 1,175	Wife I think that around here the story would end: Visitation will be Monday evening from 6 to 8, with the funeral Tuesday at 1pm.

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