smart women

fish · 11-25-2008, 01:13 PM

An old man and woman were married for many years,
Even though they hated each other.
When they had a confrontation,
Screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night.

The old man would shout, 'When I die,
I will dig my way up and out of the grave
And come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!'

Neighbors feared him.
They believed he practiced black magic,
Because of the many strange occurrences
That took place in their neighborhood.
The old man liked the fact that he was feared.
To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98.
His wife had a closed casket at the wake.
After the burial, she went straight to the local bar
and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow.

Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked,
'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed
Be able to dig his way up and out of the grave
And come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?'

The wife put down her drink and said,
'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......'

Women - they think of everything!!!!

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cheriann · 11-25-2008, 02:30 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!

**jmorrow** · 11-26-2008, 03:28 AM

sturmannderss · 11-26-2008, 05:19 AM

He's gonna be really pissed by the time he gets to China........

**ringadingh** · 11-26-2008, 09:13 AM

LOL

11-25-2008, 01:13 PM	#1
fish Top Contributor Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Aquashicola Pa. Posts: 6,377	smart women An old man and woman were married for many years, Even though they hated each other. When they had a confrontation, Screaming and yelling could be heard deep into the night. The old man would shout, 'When I die, I will dig my way up and out of the grave And come back and haunt you for the rest of your life!' Neighbors feared him. They believed he practiced black magic, Because of the many strange occurrences That took place in their neighborhood. The old man liked the fact that he was feared. To everyone's relief, he died of a heart attack when he was 98. His wife had a closed casket at the wake. After the burial, she went straight to the local bar and began to party, as if there was no tomorrow. Her neighbors, concerned for her safety, asked, 'Aren't you afraid that he may indeed Be able to dig his way up and out of the grave And come back to haunt you for the rest of your life?' The wife put down her drink and said, 'Let him dig. I had him buried upside down......' Women - they think of everything!!!! :(" title="" border="0"/> :(" title="" border="0"/> :(" title="" border="0"/> __________________ I'm not prejudice I hate everyone equally;) 08 nomad blue/silver MaryJane 74,010miles VBA #299 Her's 10 900LT 36,700 09 Bath NY. 10 Lake George NY. 11 National Maggie Valley NC. 12 Pa Wilds (Wellsboro) Pa. 14 Lincoln NH. 17 National Lake George NY.

11-25-2008, 02:30 PM	#2
cheriann Sr. Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Southern Maryland Posts: 1,250	smart women ROFLMAO!!!!!! __________________ Cheri Ann 2012 Vulcan Vaquero VBA #2069

11-26-2008, 03:28 AM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	smart women __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

11-26-2008, 05:19 AM	#4
sturmannderss Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Posts: 117	smart women He's gonna be really pissed by the time he gets to China........

11-26-2008, 09:13 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	smart women LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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