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Old 11-07-2008, 05:54 PM   #1
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Blowin' Chunks

A man is in a bar and he gets really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him:

"Do you wanna drink?"

And the man replies with:

"Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night i was blowing Chunks all night!"

And the bartender says:

"Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk."

Then the man says:

"No you dont understand my dog's name is Chunks."
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Old 11-07-2008, 07:24 PM   #2
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Blowin' Chunks

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Old 11-07-2008, 08:05 PM   #3
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Old 11-10-2008, 12:48 AM   #4
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sick, sick, sick, but funny
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Old 11-12-2008, 12:49 AM   #5
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Blowin' Chunks

Id quit drinking too. ;)
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