Open Fly

**jmorrow** · 10-12-2008, 03:48 PM

The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?"

He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee.

Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?"

The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir. all I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!" :-/

Yellow Jacket · 10-12-2008, 08:02 PM

Oh, that's cold! :(

mmartin · 10-12-2008, 09:24 PM

That is very cold.
Youngters have no respect for the elderly

**ringadingh** · 10-13-2008, 08:41 AM

Great reply

10-12-2008, 03:48 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Open Fly The manager hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and polite. One day while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. While leaving the room, she courteously said, "Oh, sir, did you know that your barracks door is open?" He did not understand her remark, but later on he happened to look down and saw that his zipper was open. He decided to have some fun with his new employee. Calling her in, he asked, "By the way, Miss Jones, when you saw my barracks door open this morning, did you also see a soldier standing at attention?" The secretary, who was quite witty, replied, "Why, no sir. all I saw was a little, disabled veteran, sitting on two duffel bags!" :-/ __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

10-12-2008, 08:02 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Open Fly Oh, that's cold! :( __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

10-12-2008, 09:24 PM	#3
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Open Fly That is very cold. Youngters have no respect for the elderly

10-13-2008, 08:41 AM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Open Fly Great reply __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

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