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Pot Smoking Monkey
A monkey is sitting in a tree smoking a joint, when a lizard walks
past, looks up, and says to the monkey "Hey, what're you doing?" The monkey replies, "Smokin' a joint, come up and have some." So the lizard climbs up the tree, sits next to the monkey, and they smoke a few joints. After a while the lizard says his mouth is 'dry' and he's going to the river to get a drink. The lizard climbs down the tree and staggers over to the river to get a drink of water, but he is so stoned, he leans over too far and falls into the river. A crocodile sees this, swims over to the lizard and helps him to to the bank. Then he asks the lizard, "What's the matter with you?" The lizard explains to the crocodile that he was sitting up in a tree with a monkey smoking pot, got too stoned and then fell into the river while taking a drink. The crocodile says he has to check this out, and wanders off into the jungle. He finds the tree where the monkey is sitting finishing up a joint. The crocodile yells up to the monkey and says "Hey!" The monkey looks down and says, "SHIIIITTTTTTT........Dud e! How much water did you drink?!"
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Sounds like a Cheech & Chong movie!
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I use to hang out with that monkey from time to time back in high school
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scratching my armpit I figure it best for me to not post here, if you need to reach me climb up my tree
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lol...that's funny man!!
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Could have been both I cant remember ::)
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Heck yeah!!!!!!!!!!
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BAD BAD MONKEY ! ! ! ! ! Monkey needs a spankin ! ! ! ! !
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Your never to old to spank your monkey
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!
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How did you guys know ?
back in the day, I used to hang out with a dude called Monkey I think thats him |
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