Two Preachers

**jmorrow** · 09-22-2008, 08:30 AM

Two young preachers in a small town(one Baptist, the other a Church of Christ) ride their bicycles after church every Sunday. They have a picnic in the park and discuss religion and the topics for their sermons.

One Sunday the Baptist rode to the park and was nearly through with lunch when the COC preacher came walking up.

"Brother, what happened to your bike?"
"someone stole it"
"well I know what I would do. I would preach about the ten commandments next sunday and I'd lay it on thick about 'thy shall not steal'"
"thats a great idea... I'll do it"

well the next Sunday the baptist preacher was at the park when he saw the COC preacher riding down the street to meet him.
" my plan worked like charm didn't it?"
"sort of... I was going through the ten comandments and when I got to ' Thou shall not comit adultery' I remembered where I left my bike."

**ringadingh** · 09-22-2008, 10:45 AM

LOL!

dakals · 09-22-2008, 08:38 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

basco · 09-23-2008, 06:50 AM

**Kawhead** · 09-25-2008, 01:35 AM

09-22-2008, 08:30 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Two Preachers Two young preachers in a small town(one Baptist, the other a Church of Christ) ride their bicycles after church every Sunday. They have a picnic in the park and discuss religion and the topics for their sermons. One Sunday the Baptist rode to the park and was nearly through with lunch when the COC preacher came walking up. "Brother, what happened to your bike?" "someone stole it" "well I know what I would do. I would preach about the ten commandments next sunday and I'd lay it on thick about 'thy shall not steal'" "thats a great idea... I'll do it" well the next Sunday the baptist preacher was at the park when he saw the COC preacher riding down the street to meet him. " my plan worked like charm didn't it?" "sort of... I was going through the ten comandments and when I got to ' Thou shall not comit adultery' I remembered where I left my bike." __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-22-2008, 10:45 AM	#2
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Two Preachers LOL! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-22-2008, 08:38 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Two Preachers LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!

09-23-2008, 06:50 AM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Two Preachers

09-25-2008, 01:35 AM	#5
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Two Preachers __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

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