The value of a # 2 pencil

ridemslow · 09-21-2008, 11:29 AM

The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil
Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic
School . Usually she slept through the class.

One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she
was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?'
When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend
sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the
rear... 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said,
'Very good' and continued teaching her class.

A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and
Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once
again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt.
'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again
said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep.

The Nun asked her a third question... 'What did Eve say to
Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny
came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted,
'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break
it in half!'

The nun fainted............

**jmorrow** · 09-21-2008, 01:07 PM

HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's funny...................

gghost · 09-21-2008, 02:34 PM

Hey, even my wife laughed at that one. And she doesn't usually laugh at these. (maybe it's my delivery)

**ringadingh** · 09-21-2008, 09:03 PM

I loved it!

09-22-2008, 02:02 PM

lol.....little johnny is a good friend!

dakals · 09-22-2008, 08:32 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

basco · 09-23-2008, 06:52 AM

way to go Johnny

09-21-2008, 11:29 AM	#1
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	The value of a # 2 pencil The value of a Catholic education and a #2 pencil Little Susie was not the best student in Catholic School . Usually she slept through the class. One day her teacher, a Nun, called on her while she was sleeping. 'Tell me Susie, who created the universe?' When Susie didn't stir, little Johnny who was her friend sitting behind her, took his pencil and jabbed her in the rear... 'God Almighty!' shouted Susie. The Nun said, 'Very good' and continued teaching her class. A little later the Nun asked Susie, 'Who is our Lord and Savior?' But Susie didn't stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to her rescue and stuck her in the butt. 'Jesus Christ!!!' shouted Susie. And the Nun once again said, 'Very good,' and Susie fell back asleep. The Nun asked her a third question... 'What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?' Again, Johnny came to the rescue. This time Susie jumped up and shouted, 'If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I'll break it in half!' The nun fainted............ __________________

09-21-2008, 02:34 PM	#3
gghost Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Raleigh, NC, USA Posts: 626	The value of a # 2 pencil Hey, even my wife laughed at that one. And she doesn't usually laugh at these. (maybe it's my delivery) __________________ gghost

09-21-2008, 09:03 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The value of a # 2 pencil I loved it! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

09-22-2008, 02:02 PM	#5
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09-22-2008, 08:32 PM	#6
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	The value of a # 2 pencil LMAO!!!!!!!!!!

09-21-2008, 01:07 PM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The value of a # 2 pencil HA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!That's funny................... __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

09-23-2008, 06:52 AM	#7
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The value of a # 2 pencil way to go Johnny