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Old 08-26-2008, 05:00 PM   #1
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Olympic mis-speaks.

Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:

1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.'

2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak
from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.'

3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother
and father.'

4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths
in boxing, but none of them really that serious.'

5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect
the same thing again.'In fact you can see it all over their faces.'

7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the
IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.'

8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got
eleven Dicks on the field.'

9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is
that, before the final round , his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ...
Oh, my God, what have I just said?'
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Old 08-26-2008, 05:55 PM   #2
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Old 08-26-2008, 06:57 PM   #3
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Olympic mis-speaks.

There are times when people should just shut up
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Old 08-26-2008, 07:44 PM   #4
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Olympic mis-speaks.

ok :-/
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Old 08-26-2008, 08:11 PM   #5
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Olympic mis-speaks.

funny
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Old 08-26-2008, 10:13 PM   #6
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Olympic mis-speaks.

Priceless!!!!!!!!!!
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Old 08-27-2008, 10:57 AM   #7
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Olympic mis-speaks.

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Old 08-27-2008, 11:48 AM   #8
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Olympic mis-speaks.

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Old 09-03-2008, 09:25 PM   #9
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Olympic mis-speaks.

My wife does the same thing before any big event.
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Olympic mis-speaks.

How about it Sue? I bet Nico likes it too!
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Old 09-04-2008, 09:56 PM   #11
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Olympic mis-speaks.

He likes a lot of things....which one are you talking about?
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