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Olympic mis-speaks.
Here are the top nine comments made by NBC sports commentators so far during the Summer Olympics that they would like to take back:
1. Weight-lifting commentator: 'This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria . I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up and it was amazing.' 2. Dressage commentator: 'This is really a lovely horse and I speak from personal experience since I once mounted her mother.' 3. Paul Hamm, Gymnast: 'I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father.' 4. Boxing Analyst: 'Sure there have been injuries, and even some deaths in boxing, but none of them really that serious.' 5. Softball announcer: 'If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again.'In fact you can see it all over their faces.' 7. At the rowing medal ceremony: 'Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the IOC president is hugging the cox of the British crew.' 8. Soccer commentator: 'Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field.' 9. Tennis commentator: 'One of the reasons Andy is playing so well is that, before the final round , his wife takes out his balls and kisses them ... Oh, my God, what have I just said?'
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Olympic mis-speaks.
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Olympic mis-speaks.
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Olympic mis-speaks.
funny
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Olympic mis-speaks.
Priceless!!!!!!!!!!
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Olympic mis-speaks.
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Olympic mis-speaks.
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Olympic mis-speaks.
My wife does the same thing before any big event.
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Olympic mis-speaks.
How about it Sue? I bet Nico likes it too!
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Olympic mis-speaks.
He likes a lot of things....which one are you talking about?
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