ok now yer F@#$%$#

mncruiser · 08-15-2008, 12:25 PM

An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm f**ked."
There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT f**ked. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you."

So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living sh*t out of the chief.

As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, God's voice booms out again: "Okay . . . NOW you're f**ked."

basco · 08-15-2008, 12:46 PM

08-15-2008, 12:53 PM

that is soooooo bad!!!

mmartin · 08-15-2008, 07:56 PM

;) Ain't life a bi**h

dakals · 08-15-2008, 07:57 PM

Life sucks sometimes!!!!!!LOL

**glwilson** · 08-19-2008, 09:42 PM

LMAO!!!!!!!!

Somehow I feel like I have been in that position before!

08-15-2008, 12:25 PM	#1
mncruiser Member Join Date: Mar 2008 Posts: 220	ok now yer F@#$%$# An explorer in the deepest Amazon suddenly finds himself surrounded by a bloodthirsty group of natives. Upon surveying the situation, he says quietly to himself, "Oh God, I'm fked." There is a ray of light from heaven and a voice booms out: "No you are NOT fked. Pick up that stone at your feet and bash in the head of the chief standing in front of you." So the explorer picks up the stone and proceeds to bash the living sht out of the chief. As he stands above the lifeless body, breathing heavily and surrounded by 100 natives with a look of shock on their faces, God's voice booms out again: "Okay . . . NOW you're f*ked." __________________ Jeff Twin Cities, MN '08 Goldwing '01 1500FI Nomad, traded 9/12 Also '02 Honda Sabre Kawanow #826

08-15-2008, 12:46 PM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	ok now yer F@#$%$#

08-15-2008, 12:53 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	ok now yer F@#$%$# that is soooooo bad!!!

08-15-2008, 07:56 PM	#4
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	ok now yer F@#$%$# ;) Ain't life a bi**h

08-15-2008, 07:57 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	ok now yer F@#$%$# Life sucks sometimes!!!!!!LOL

08-19-2008, 09:42 PM	#6
glwilson Join Date: Jul 2008 Location: North Central Illinois Posts: 8,575	ok now yer F@#$%$# LMAO!!!!!!!! Somehow I feel like I have been in that position before! __________________ "During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act." "You can have your own opinion, but not your own facts." *Former VBA NCR Assist Regional Leader* Formerly: 2004 1500FI Bronze Nomad: 2009 & 2014 HD Ultra Current Rides: 2017 HD Ultra Limited & 2011 Can Am Spyder RTS-SE Attended: VBA National Rallies 2009, 2011, 2015; VBA/NCR Regional Rally 2010, 12, 14, 16 and several rides throughout with regional members. VBA Member #652 HOG Member #3935417