Mississipian in NY

mmartin · 07-15-2008, 09:37 AM

Two business men in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.As yet the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up.
One says to the other, " I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, look in and ask what we're selling."
No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious country boy from Mississippi walks up, looks in, and in a southern drawl asks, " What're y'all sellin' here?"
One of the men replies, " Oh! We're selling assholes here."
Without skipping a beat, The Mississipian says, " Well, I see y'all're doing really good, there are only two left!"

Yankees-(God bless'em), should not mess with Southerners

dakals · 07-15-2008, 10:47 AM

LMAO!!!!!

**jmorrow** · 07-15-2008, 11:05 AM

HA!

basco · 07-15-2008, 12:47 PM

Aint that the truth

**ringadingh** · 07-15-2008, 07:43 PM

nightmare · 07-16-2008, 09:43 AM

07-15-2008, 09:37 AM	#1
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Mississipian in NY Two business men in NY are sitting down for a break in their soon-to-be new store.As yet the store isn't ready -- only a few shelves are set up. One says to the other, " I bet any minute now some tourist is going to walk by, look in and ask what we're selling." No sooner are the words out of his mouth when, sure enough, a curious country boy from Mississippi walks up, looks in, and in a southern drawl asks, " What're y'all sellin' here?" One of the men replies, " Oh! We're selling assholes here." Without skipping a beat, The Mississipian says, " Well, I see y'all're doing really good, there are only two left!" Yankees-(God bless'em), should not mess with Southerners

07-15-2008, 10:47 AM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Mississipian in NY LMAO!!!!!

07-15-2008, 11:05 AM	#3
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Mississipian in NY HA! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-15-2008, 12:47 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Mississipian in NY Aint that the truth

07-15-2008, 07:43 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Mississipian in NY __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-16-2008, 09:43 AM	#6
nightmare Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Antlers, OK Posts: 892	Mississipian in NY __________________ Victor "Nightmare" Golubowsky Moyers, Ok Kawanow/VBA # 304 Patriot Guard VROC OKVROC 2001 Kawasaki Nomad Turbo 1998 Harley Sportster Hardtail Bobber Custom 1983 Kawasaki GPZ 550