Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife

papat · 07-15-2008, 06:57 PM

Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife

A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat.

Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?'

'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.'

We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.'

'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.'

Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!'

'I don't remember much after that!'

**jmorrow** · 07-15-2008, 07:19 PM

**ringadingh** · 07-15-2008, 07:37 PM

I liked that one!

basco · 07-15-2008, 09:23 PM

:)

mmartin · 07-15-2008, 09:28 PM

good one

ridemslow · 07-15-2008, 09:35 PM

Thats a good one!

nightmare · 07-16-2008, 09:37 AM

::)

07-15-2008, 06:57 PM	#1
papat Member Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: Tucumcari NM Posts: 358	Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife A man staggered into a hospital with a concussion, multiple bruises, two black eyes, and a five iron wrapped tightly around his throat. Naturally the doctor asked him, 'What happened to you?' 'Well, I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a cow pasture.' We went to look for them and while I was looking around I noticed one of the cows had something white at its rear end.' 'I walked over, lifted its tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it -- stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt.' Still holding the cow's tail up, I yelled to my wife, 'Hey, this looks like yours!' 'I don't remember much after that!' __________________ SHEEPLE: Sheep like people, many of whom deny the existence of wolves, and vote to pull the teeth of the sheepdogs who protect the flock!

07-15-2008, 07:19 PM	#2
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

07-15-2008, 07:37 PM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife I liked that one! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

07-15-2008, 09:23 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife :)

07-15-2008, 09:28 PM	#5
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife good one

07-15-2008, 09:35 PM	#6
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife Thats a good one! __________________

07-16-2008, 09:37 AM	#7
nightmare Advanced Member Join Date: Jan 2008 Location: Antlers, OK Posts: 892	Subject: Cows, Golf and a Wife ::) __________________ Victor "Nightmare" Golubowsky Moyers, Ok Kawanow/VBA # 304 Patriot Guard VROC OKVROC 2001 Kawasaki Nomad Turbo 1998 Harley Sportster Hardtail Bobber Custom 1983 Kawasaki GPZ 550

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