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Old 06-30-2008, 03:51 PM   #1
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Eddie wanted desperately to have sex with this really cute, really hot girl in his office.. but she was dating someone else.
One day Eddie got so frustrated that he went to her and said, I'll give you $100 if you let me have sex with you....The girl looked at him, and then said,'NO!'
Eddie said, 'I'll be real fast. I'll throw the money on the floor, you bend down and I'll finish by the time you've picked it up.'
She thought for a moment and said that she would consult with her boyfriend...so she called him and explained the situation.
Her boy friend says, 'Ask him for $200, and pick up the money really fast He won't even be able to get his pants down.' She agreed and accepts the proposal.
Over half an hour goes by and the boyfriend is still waiting for his girlfriend's call. Finally, after 45 minutes the boyfriend calls and asks what happened.....? Still breathing hard, she managed to reply,
'The bastard had all quarters!'

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Old 06-30-2008, 04:58 PM   #2
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Old 06-30-2008, 06:45 PM   #3
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Old 06-30-2008, 08:05 PM   #4
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I would have went with pennies
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Old 06-30-2008, 09:49 PM   #5
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I would have went with pennies
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Old 06-30-2008, 10:39 PM   #6
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Very smart man!!!!!!LMAO!!!!!!!
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Yepper....Pennies it is!!! LOL!
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Old 07-01-2008, 12:24 PM   #8
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Pennies from heavan I'd say...
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Old 07-02-2008, 11:47 PM   #9
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maybe pennies FOR heaven?
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Old 07-03-2008, 03:59 PM   #10
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Unless your like SWB then 4 fiftys would of been plenty of time
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:00 PM   #11
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Quote:
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Unless your like SWB then 4 fiftys would of been plenty of time
Aaahh funny! you're so funny! Remind me to make you buy the beer next time.
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Old 07-03-2008, 09:15 PM   #12
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Its about time you show up
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Old 07-06-2008, 02:30 AM   #13
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That's funny!
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