Canadian, Osama Bin Laden& a Arkansan

mmartin · 07-01-2008, 09:46 AM

A Canadian farmer, Bin Laden and a Arkansan gentleman are working together one day. They dig up an old lantern and out pops a Genie.

I will give each of you one wish says the Genie

The Canadian says, I am a farmer and my son will also farm, I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.

POOF ! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming

Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can ever come into our precious land

POOF ! the Genie put a high wall around those countries.

The Arkansan says, I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall.

The Genie explains, well it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds those countries . Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable.

The Arkansan sits down on his Nomad, cracks open a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, FILL IT UP WITH WATER
[align=left:o3d3pwzd][/align:o3d3pwzd]

ridemslow · 07-01-2008, 12:27 PM

Wishful Thinking there?

socwkbiker · 07-01-2008, 08:03 PM

07-01-2008, 10:18 PM

them thar Arkansan's sure can be smart!!

jussmatt · 07-03-2008, 10:59 AM

Sounds like a good plan to me!!!

**ringadingh** · 07-03-2008, 10:20 PM

Good one.

07-01-2008, 09:46 AM	#1
mmartin Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Arkansas/Mississippi Posts: 474	Canadian, Osama Bin Laden& a Arkansan A Canadian farmer, Bin Laden and a Arkansan gentleman are working together one day. They dig up an old lantern and out pops a Genie. I will give each of you one wish says the Genie The Canadian says, I am a farmer and my son will also farm, I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada. POOF ! With the blink of the Genie's eye, the land in Canada was forever fertile for farming Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, I want a wall around Afghanistan, Iraq and Iran so that no infidels, Americans or Canadians can ever come into our precious land POOF ! the Genie put a high wall around those countries. The Arkansan says, I am very curious. Please tell me more about this wall. The Genie explains, well it's 5000 feet high, 500 feet thick and completely surrounds those countries . Nothing can get in or out, it's virtually impenetrable. The Arkansan sits down on his Nomad, cracks open a beer, lights a cigar, smiles and says, FILL IT UP WITH WATER [align=left:o3d3pwzd][/align:o3d3pwzd]

07-01-2008, 12:27 PM	#2
ridemslow Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Chesapeake, Ohio Posts: 1,537	Canadian, Osama Bin Laden& a Arkansan Wishful Thinking there? __________________

07-01-2008, 08:03 PM	#3
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	Canadian, Osama Bin Laden& a Arkansan __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

07-01-2008, 10:18 PM	#4
Guest Posts: n/a	Canadian, Osama Bin Laden& a Arkansan them thar Arkansan's sure can be smart!!

07-03-2008, 10:59 AM	#5
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Canadian, Osama Bin Laden& a Arkansan Sounds like a good plan to me!!!

07-03-2008, 10:20 PM	#6
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Canadian, Osama Bin Laden& a Arkansan Good one. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

Similar Threads
Thread	Thread Starter	Forum	Replies	Last Post
Bin Laden....	wompus	Lighter Side/Jokes	7	06-02-2011 10:47 AM
Bin Laden at the Pearly Gates	wompus	Lighter Side/Jokes	5	06-02-2011 10:30 AM
New bin Laden Drink		Lighter Side/Jokes	3	05-06-2011 08:43 PM
Osama Bin Laden Dead	Yellow Jacket	Off-Topic	39	05-04-2011 01:58 PM
The Biker, Bin laden, and the farmer	ridemslow	Lighter Side/Jokes	3	02-05-2009 01:11 PM