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Old 08-14-2016, 11:21 AM   #1
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Smile Diumbass Husband

One evening a husband, thinking he was being funny, said to his wife...

Perhaps we should start washing your clothes in Slim Fast. Maybe it
would take a few inches off of your butt....

His wife was not amused, and decided she simply couldn't let such a comment go unrewarded.

The next morning the husband took a pair of underwear out of his drawer.

What the hell is this he said to himself, as a little "dust" cloud appeared
when he shook them out.

April, he hollered into the bathroom,

"why did you put talcum powder in my underwear?"
She replied with a snicker.

"It's not talcum powder, it's 'Miracle Grow!'"


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Old 08-14-2016, 02:48 PM   #2
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Old 08-15-2016, 09:35 AM   #4
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Typo...I apologize to the Head Grammar Natzi.
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