The Queen and Donald Trump

Loafer · 12-04-2015, 07:49 AM

My friend Dave sent this to me and I thought I would share it with you.

The Queen and Donald Trump

A private jet arrives at Heathrow international Airport and Donald Trump deplanes and strides to a waiting limousine that drives him to a warm and dignified reception with the Queen.

From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses.

They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well.

Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident.

The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, I am frightfully sorry and trust you will please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control."

Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied,
"Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses".

**BigRed** · 12-04-2015, 09:55 AM

Ha ha

rick6375 · 12-04-2015, 12:52 PM

Sh@t happens, I dont care how you are. Very funny!!

**Eagle Eye** · 12-08-2015, 07:53 PM

That's a good one!

lar · 12-11-2015, 12:50 AM

12-04-2015, 07:49 AM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	The Queen and Donald Trump My friend Dave sent this to me and I thought I would share it with you. The Queen and Donald Trump A private jet arrives at Heathrow international Airport and Donald Trump deplanes and strides to a waiting limousine that drives him to a warm and dignified reception with the Queen. From there, they are driven in a 1934 Bentley to the edge of central London where they change to a magnificent 17th century carriage hitched to six white horses. They continue on towards Buckingham Palace waving to the thousands of cheering Britons; all is going well. Suddenly, the right rear horse lets fly with the most horrendous earth-shattering fart ever heard in the British Empire. The fart shakes the coach. The smell is atrocious! Both passengers in the carriage must use perfume-dipped handkerchiefs over their nose, but the two do their best to ignore the incident. The Queen turns to Trump saying, "Mr. Trump, I am frightfully sorry and trust you will please accept my regrets. I am sure you understand there are some things that even a Queen cannot control." Trump, with his usual diplomatic aplomb, replied, "Your Majesty, do not give the matter another thought. Until you mentioned it, I thought it was one of the horses". __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

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