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Old 06-07-2008, 01:43 PM   #1
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The personnel manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.”

Mujibar said, “I am ready.” The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready.” The manager said, “Go ahead.”

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.”

Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
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Old 06-07-2008, 02:18 PM   #2
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Mujibar was trying to get a job in India.

The personnel manager said, “Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except one. Unless you pass it , you cannot qualify for this job.”

Mujibar said, “I am ready.” The manager said, “Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green.”

Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, “Mister manager, I am ready.” The manager said, “Go ahead.”

Mujibar said, “The telephone goes green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'Yellow', this is Mujibar.”

Mujibar now works at a call center. No doubt you have spoken to him. I know I have.
Wow, thats a gooden! Me Too!
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Old 06-07-2008, 03:06 PM   #3
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I think I've talked to his wife, daughter, son, father, mother......etc etc etc
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Old 06-07-2008, 04:05 PM   #4
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I think I've talked to his wife, daughter, son, father, mother......etc etc etc
Me Toooooooo!
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Old 06-07-2008, 04:16 PM   #5
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Saw a 20/20 or one of those news shows about the people that answer our calls...it was pretty interesting...Personally, I like sleeping at night...not answering phone calls!!
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Old 06-07-2008, 04:53 PM   #6
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I think I spoke to him a couple weeks ago about my XP program.
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Old 06-09-2008, 03:02 AM   #7
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LMAO he must cover the UK to
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Old 06-09-2008, 08:46 AM   #8
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Cheap labor
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Old 06-09-2008, 10:11 AM   #9
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Wonder where I can get a work station like that?
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Old 06-09-2008, 12:38 PM   #10
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Old 06-09-2008, 01:11 PM   #11
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I thought you guys could get anything from Walmart
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Old 06-09-2008, 01:52 PM   #12
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Man.... I've spoken to that guy more than I ever cared to!!!!
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Old 06-10-2008, 09:37 AM   #13
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I have quit talking to him found out i know more than he does
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