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Old 06-05-2008, 04:11 PM   #1
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Two, old drunks in a bar. The first one says, "Ya
know, when I was 30 and got a hard-on, I couldn't
bend it with either of my hands. By the time I was
40, I could bend it about 10 degrees if I tried really
hard. "By the time I was 50, I could bend it about
20 degrees, no problem. I'm gonna be 60 next week,
and now I can almost bend it in half with just one hand"
"So, “says the second drunk, "what's your point" "Well,
"says the first, "I'm just wondering how much stronger
I'm gonna get!"

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Old 06-05-2008, 06:39 PM   #2
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Must be the 'weights' he's been lifting...I mean bending!
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Old 06-05-2008, 10:33 PM   #4
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LMAO!!!!!!
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Old 06-05-2008, 11:32 PM   #5
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I know how he feels, I can't believe my own strength lately either! It must be those new vitamins my wife gives me.
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