tonto 3

[kc6red]

just before he was captured the lone ranger gave insructions to tonto for bringing help tonto slipped away and returned hours later with the most brazen harlot of the brothel no no lone ranger said i told you to bring the posse

The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, they fell sound asleep.

Some hours later, Tonto wakes The Lone Ranger and says, "Kemo Sabi, look towards sky, what you see?"

The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."

"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

The Lone Ranger ponders for a minute, then says, "Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me Saturn is in Leo. Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow. What's it tell you, Tonto?

Tonto is silent for a moment, then says, "Kemo Sabi,
you dumb ass. It tell me someone stolen tent."

[blowndodge]

1) really sucked keep your day job.
2) kinda funny.

Originally Posted by kc6red

just before he was captured the lone ranger gave insructions to tonto for bringing help tonto slipped away and returned hours later with the most brazen harlot of the brothel no no lone ranger said i told you to bring the posse

Below is the l joke the way I heard it before kc6red! (Welcome aboard btw!! from Sunny San Diego!!)


The Lone Ranger was ambushed and captured by an enemy Indian war party.

The Indian Chief proclaims, "So, you are the great Lone Ranger. In honor of the Harvest Festival, you will be executed in three days. But, before I kill you, I will grant you three requests. What is your first request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse."

The Chief nods and Silver is brought before the Lone Ranger, who whispers in Silver's ear, and the horse gallops away.

Later that evening, Silver returns with a very beautiful blonde woman on his back.

As the Indian Chief watches, the blonde enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The next morning the Indian Chief admits he's impressed.

"You have a very fine and loyal horse, but I will still kill you in two days. What is your second request?"

The Lone Ranger again asks to speak to his horse.

Silver is brought to him, and he again whispers in the horse's ear. As before, Silver takes off across the plains and disappears over the horizon.

A bit later that evening, to the Chief's surprise, Silver again returns, this time with a voluptuous brunette, even more attractive than the blonde.

She enters the Lone Ranger's tent and spends the night. The following morning the Indian Chief is again impressed.

"You are indeed a man of many talents, but I will still kill you tomorrow. What is your last request?"

The Lone Ranger responds, "I'd like to speak to my horse, . . . alone."

The Chief is curious, but he agrees, and Silver is brought to the Lone Ranger's tent.

Once they're alone, the Lone Ranger grabs Silver by both ears, looks him squarely in the eye and says, "Listen very carefully. For the last time, I said "Bring Posse!"

[dakals]

LMAO!!!!!

[kc6red]

thanks Suennico some one on another said I ruined the joke sorry didnt hear it your way indeed is better btw I am in san marcos just north of you
Larry

Don't worry about the joke! Sometimes I see the same joke over again on here too...no probs!

Cool about living in San Marcos! Not too far from us...we get together on Sundays with TomK, BD and JJ who live up north too...you'll have to join us sometime! lol...you too can be a Hooligan! (They call themselves the So Cal Hooligans in case you haven't heard!)