Area 51

[Loafer]

You've all heard of the Air Force's ultra-high-security, super-secret base in Nevada,
known simply as "Area 51?" Well, late one afternoon, the Air Force folks out at Area
51 were very surprised to see a Cessna landing at their "secret" base. They immediately
impounded the aircraft and hauled the pilot into an interrogation room. The pilot's story
was that he took off from Vegas, got lost, and spotted the base just as he was about to
run out of fuel. The Air Force started a full FBI background check on the pilot and held
him overnight during the investigation. By the next day, they were finally convinced that
the pilot really was lost and wasn't a spy. They gassed up his airplane, gave him a terrifying
"you-did-not-see-a-base" briefing, complete with threats of spending the rest of his life in
prison, told him Vegas was that-a-way on such-and-such a heading, and sent him on his way.
The day after that though, to the total disbelief of the Air Force, the same Cessna showed up
again. Once again, the MP's surrounded the plane...only this time there were two people in
the plane. The same pilot jumped out and said, "Do anything you want to me, but my wife is
in the plane and you have to tell her where I was last night!"

[The Black Knight]

[Silent Sam]