Girlie Foibles!

oledawg · 06-04-2008, 09:04 AM

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Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them.

A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care.

One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs.

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes.

The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does.

Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today.

Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness.

I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers.

Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes!

Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like...
'You know, sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat!

The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him.

I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are - eating too much; impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day!

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dakals · 06-04-2008, 05:48 PM

My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely.

This is my problem!!!!!LOL

06-04-2008, 05:50 PM

And I thought I was the only one!!!!

dakals · 06-04-2008, 05:55 PM

What?!!!! LOL

06-04-2008, 09:04 AM	#1
oledawg Sr. Member Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: York PA Posts: 1,146	Girlie Foibles! ::) Women over 50 don't have babies because they would put them down and forget where they left them. A friend of mine confused her Valium with her birth control pills... she has 14 kids but doesn't really care. One of life's mysteries is how a 2-pound box of chocolates can make a woman gain 5lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. The best way to forget your troubles is to wear tight shoes. The nice part about living in a small town is that when you don't know what you are doing, someone else does. Just when I was getting used to yesterday, along came today. Sometimes I think I understand everything, and then I regain consciousness. I gave up jogging for my health when my thighs kept rubbing together and setting fire to my knickers. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks 2 sizes! Skinny people irritate me! Especially when they say things like... 'You know, sometimes I forget to eat!' ......Now, I've forgotten my address, my mother's maiden name and my keys. But I have never forgotten to eat. You have to be a special kind of stupid to forget to eat! The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. I read this article that said the typical symptoms of stress are - eating too much; impulse buying and driving too fast. Are they kidding? That's my idea of a perfect day! ::)

06-04-2008, 05:48 PM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Girlie Foibles! My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. This is my problem!!!!!LOL

06-04-2008, 05:50 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	Girlie Foibles! And I thought I was the only one!!!!

06-04-2008, 05:55 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Girlie Foibles! What?!!!! LOL