Children’s books that didn’t make it

Dob · 04-12-2014, 09:49 AM

CHILDREN’S BOOKS THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT

1. You Are Different and That’s Bad
2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables
3. Dad’s New Wife Timothy
4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share
5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-it Book
6. The Kid’s Guide To Hitchhiking
7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her
8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence
9. All Dogs go to Hell
10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched
11. Some Kittens Can Fly
12. That’s it, I’m putting You Up for Adoption
13. Grandpa Gets a Casket
14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator
15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia
16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy
17. Strangers Have the Best Candy
18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way
19. You Were an Accident
20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will
21. Pop! Goes the Hamster…. And Other Great Microwave Games
22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan
23. Your Nightmares Are Real
24. Where Would You Like to be Buried?
25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School
26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?
27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things
28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

blowndodge · 04-12-2014, 11:32 AM

Loafer · 04-13-2014, 08:32 AM

Great titles, can't Imagine why they didn't make it.

sly · 04-13-2014, 08:37 AM

**ringadingh** · 04-13-2014, 11:03 AM

They definitely deserve a second chance.

The Black Knight · 04-13-2014, 05:50 PM

**Kawhead** · 04-14-2014, 02:59 AM

"The Boy Who Swallowed Lots Of Batteries Had A Tummy Ache But Could Soon Fly Like Superman"

"Make Home Made A Parachute From Ordinary Trash Bags"

"Raccoons You See In Day Time Make Great Pets"

"Sneaking Dad's Vodka Makes Problems Go Away"

"Gasoline Smells Bad, But Makes You Feel Good!" (A book my parents gimme when I was about five.)

**Kawhead** · 04-14-2014, 03:01 AM

"How Smoking Makes You Kool"

davidhollinger · 04-14-2014, 10:03 AM

Oh my lord, I am crying over here... Those were great and Kawhead's just made the list better.
You forgot, "Why it's Ok to Date your Sister" for the Southern readers!

**Kawhead** · 04-14-2014, 01:16 PM

"If Your Parents Are So Smart, Why Ain't They Rich?"

"You Didn't Ask To Be Born, And Why You Should Make Decisions From Now ON"

Unfair Parents? How to gain the upper hand with:
"A Child's Rights Handbook On Laws And How They Are On Your Side"

blowndodge · 04-14-2014, 01:21 PM

Relay races with Scissors...

blowndodge · 04-14-2014, 01:21 PM

Mix your own chemicals!

blowndodge · 04-14-2014, 01:24 PM

"10 good reasons to run away from Home"

**Kawhead** · 04-14-2014, 01:44 PM

"Dodge Ball Ain't As Fun As Dodge Lawn Darts"

**Kawhead** · 04-14-2014, 01:53 PM

Nosy Neighbor Keeps Ratting On You?
"Terroristic Acts That Brings About Instant Silence and Have Your Records Sealed At 18"

04-12-2014, 09:49 AM	#1
Dob Member Join Date: Feb 2014 Location: No Cal Posts: 56	Children’s books that didn’t make it CHILDREN’S BOOKS THAT DIDN’T MAKE IT 1. You Are Different and That’s Bad 2. The Boy Who Died From Eating All His Vegetables 3. Dad’s New Wife Timothy 4. Fun Four-letter Words to Know and Share 5. Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An I-Can-Do-it Book 6. The Kid’s Guide To Hitchhiking 7. Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her 8. Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence 9. All Dogs go to Hell 10. The Little Sissy Who Snitched 11. Some Kittens Can Fly 12. That’s it, I’m putting You Up for Adoption 13. Grandpa Gets a Casket 14. The Magic World Inside the Abandoned Refrigerator 15. Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia 16. The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy 17. Strangers Have the Best Candy 18. Whining, Kicking and Crying to Get Your Way 19. You Were an Accident 20. Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will 21. Pop! Goes the Hamster…. And Other Great Microwave Games 22. The Man in the Moon is Actually Satan 23. Your Nightmares Are Real 24. Where Would You Like to be Buried? 25. Eggs, Toilet Paper and Your School 26. Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends? 27. Places Where Mommy and Daddy Hide Neat Things 28. Daddy Drinks Because You Cry

04-12-2014, 11:32 AM	#2
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	__________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

04-13-2014, 08:32 AM	#3
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Great titles, can't Imagine why they didn't make it. __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

04-13-2014, 08:37 AM	#4
sly Sr. Member Join Date: Mar 2010 Location: St.-Eustache, Québec, Canada Posts: 2,837	__________________ Sylvain "Sly" Lafrance St. Eustache, Quebec, Canada eh!! 2004 Blue & Silver (the fastest colors) Gone but not forgotten 2012 Ebony Black Kawasaski Concours 14

04-13-2014, 11:03 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	They definitely deserve a second chance. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-13-2014, 05:50 PM	#6
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04-14-2014, 02:59 AM	#7
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	"The Boy Who Swallowed Lots Of Batteries Had A Tummy Ache But Could Soon Fly Like Superman" "Make Home Made A Parachute From Ordinary Trash Bags" "Raccoons You See In Day Time Make Great Pets" "Sneaking Dad's Vodka Makes Problems Go Away" "Gasoline Smells Bad, But Makes You Feel Good!" (A book my parents gimme when I was about five.) __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

04-14-2014, 03:01 AM	#8
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	"How Smoking Makes You Kool" __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

04-14-2014, 10:03 AM	#9
davidhollinger Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2012 Location: Central Alabama Posts: 2,188	Oh my lord, I am crying over here... Those were great and Kawhead's just made the list better. You forgot, "Why it's Ok to Date your Sister" for the Southern readers! __________________ I would be patient, but it takes too long!! David Hollinger 2002 Beige 1500 "Hannah2" VBA # 02195

04-14-2014, 01:16 PM	#10
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	"If Your Parents Are So Smart, Why Ain't They Rich?" "You Didn't Ask To Be Born, And Why You Should Make Decisions From Now ON" Unfair Parents? How to gain the upper hand with: "A Child's Rights Handbook On Laws And How They Are On Your Side" __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

04-14-2014, 01:21 PM	#11
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Relay races with Scissors... __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

04-14-2014, 01:21 PM	#12
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	Mix your own chemicals! __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

04-14-2014, 01:24 PM	#13
blowndodge Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Washington City, Utah Posts: 16,474	"10 good reasons to run away from Home" __________________ I love my Victory Cross Country Tour 106. Smells like Victory! Ultra's are Limited There are two types of Harley riders. Those that trailer them and those that push them. The most Interesting Man in the World "Find the things in life you don't do well and don't do those things" Member # 0005

04-14-2014, 01:44 PM	#14
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	"Dodge Ball Ain't As Fun As Dodge Lawn Darts" __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead

04-14-2014, 01:53 PM	#15
Kawhead Join Date: Jun 2008 Location: 6th Floor up at the The Nervous Hospital up in East Central State, NC Posts: 7,454	Nosy Neighbor Keeps Ratting On You? "Terroristic Acts That Brings About Instant Silence and Have Your Records Sealed At 18" __________________ ??-Mar.2,2012 "Rocky" My Beloved Dog RIP Mike Tripp VBA#767 '96 800 Vulcan Classic 06 1600 Nomad 07 1600 Nomad "The shoes you buy at the Salvation Army is already been broke in"- Aunt Kawhead