The Serious Golfer.....

[jmorrow]

A man was stranded on a desert island for
10 years. One day a beautiful girl swims to
shore in a wet suit.
Man: "Hi! Am I ever happy to see you!”
Girl: "Hi! It seems like you've been here
along time. How long has it been since
you've had a cigarette?"
Man: "It's been ten years!" With this
information the girl unzips a slot on the
arm of her wet suit and gives the man cigarette.
Man: "Oh, thank you so much!"
Girl: "So tell me how long it’s been since you
had a drink?"
Man: "It's been ten years" The girl unzips a
little longer zipper on her wet suit and comes
out with a flask of whiskey and gives the man
a drink.
Man: "Oh, thank you so much. You are like a
miracle"!
Finally the girl starts to unzip the front
of her wet suit and asks the man leadingly, "So
tell me then, how long has it been since you
played around??" The man looked at her and
said excitedly: "Oh, my God, don't tell me you've
got a set of golf clubs in there too??"

[ringadingh]

[basco]

:)

[dakals]

Stupid man!!!!!!