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04-01-2014, 10:09 AM
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Another chance....
This woman is walking down the street when she hears a deep voice, "You're going to live another 40 years." Looking around she sees noone and say's "God, is that you? Did you say I was going to live another 40 years?" God says "Yes, you're going to live another 40 years."
So the women figures if she's going to live another 40 years she's going to look great and goes out and gets liposuction, a facelift, and colors her hair. The very first day with her new body she's backing out of the driveway and a semi-truck smashes into her car and she dies. When she arrived in heaven she asked God, "Why did you tell me I was going to live 40 more years and then call for me early?" God replies, " I didn't recognize you!" |
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04-01-2014, 05:13 PM
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Thats a good one!
 
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04-06-2014, 10:48 AM
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