can't trust a woman...

[plumber63]

A woman and a man driver are involved in a horrific collision, but amazingly both escape completely unhurt – though their cars are written off.

As they crawl out of the wreckage, the man sees the woman is blonde and strikingly beautiful. Then the woman turns to the man and gushes breathily: ‘That’s incredible both our cars are demolished but we’re fine.

It must be a sign from God that we are meant to be together!’

Sensing a promise, the man stammers back, ‘Oh yes, I agree with you completely!’

The woman goes on, ‘And look, though my car was destroyed, this bottle of wine survived intact, too! It must be another sign. Let’s drink to our love!’

‘Well, OK!’ says the man, going with the moment. She offers him the bottle, so he downs half of it and hands it back.

‘Your turn,’ says the man.

‘No, thanks,’ says the woman, ‘I think I’ll just wait for the police.’

[Old Bear]

That's gonna be one expensive lesson!

[ringadingh]

[Loafer]

33 years ago I was hit broadside at an intersection, we waited for the police. I could smell alcohol on the older man's breath, I had just got out of work and he said he had just finished dinner with friends at a local restaurant. hmmm.
The state trooper came ordered tow trucks for both cars, took our statements at that time I told the trooper that I smelled alcohol on the other driver and told him what he had said about dinner, that I suspected he had drinks with his meal.
I was told that the attorney was a good man and said he hadn't been drinking, I asked for a breath test, and was told it wouldn't be necessary.
Anyway the way the accident got written up, not totally true, I was at fault and speed and alcohol were not factors.
Lesson learned, never trust anyone after an accident, you don't know who knows who.

The joke is funny, just reminded me of a bad time.

[Monkeyman]

My phone has a video camera. If I'm ever in an accident, I'll use it (discreetly).