Julie and the Priest

Loafer · 07-23-2013, 08:09 PM

There once was a priest who had

to spend the night in a hotel and after dining in the restaurant he invited the waitress called Julie up to his room for drinks.

After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man.

"It's o.k.," he replied, "it's written in the Bible."

So after a wild night of sex the waitress asked to see where in the Bible it says it's okay.

The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the first page where someone had written in pencil - "Julie, the dining room waitress puts out!"

Yellow Jacket · 07-23-2013, 08:18 PM

See? It pays to read those Bibles in the hotels/motels.

Old Bear · 07-23-2013, 08:41 PM

Oh, that's so wrong, you're gonna burn!

**plumber63** · 07-23-2013, 10:14 PM

you should always follow the writing in the good book

07-23-2013, 08:09 PM	#1
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Julie and the Priest There once was a priest who had to spend the night in a hotel and after dining in the restaurant he invited the waitress called Julie up to his room for drinks. After a while he started advancing on her when she stopped him and reminded him he was a holy man. "It's o.k.," he replied, "it's written in the Bible." So after a wild night of sex the waitress asked to see where in the Bible it says it's okay. The priest picks up the Bible off the dresser opens to the first page where someone had written in pencil - "Julie, the dining room waitress puts out!" __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

07-23-2013, 08:18 PM	#2
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	See? It pays to read those Bibles in the hotels/motels. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

07-23-2013, 08:41 PM	#3
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	Oh, that's so wrong, you're gonna burn! __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

07-23-2013, 10:14 PM	#4
plumber63 Join Date: Apr 2012 Location: NE Indiana Posts: 997	you should always follow the writing in the good book __________________ Troy Donat VBA #02401 2015 Voyager 2006 1600 Nomad black(sold) 2016 Salem, Antlers, 2017 Eureka Springs, Lake George, Antlers 2018 Custer NR, Antlers