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Old 01-26-2013, 07:01 AM   #1
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1960's Advice for a woman

This is an actual extract from a sex education school textbook for girls in the early 60's in the UK and explains why the world was much happier and peaceful then...!


When retiring to the bedroom, prepare yourself for bed as promptly as possible. Whilst feminine hygiene is of the utmost importance, our tired husband doesn't want to queue for the bathroom, as he would have to do for his train. But remember to look your best when going to bed. Try to achieve a look that is welcoming without being obvious. If you need to apply face-cream or hair rollers wait until he is asleep as this can be shocking to a man last thing at night. When it comes to the possibility of intimate relations with your husband it is important to remember your marriage vows and in particular your commitment to obey him.

If he feels the need to sleep immediately then so be it. In all things be led by your husband's wishes; do not pressure him in any way to stimulate intimacy. Should your husband suggest congress then agree humbly all the while being mindful that a man's satisfaction is more important than a woman's. When he reaches his moment of fulfillment a small moan from yourself is encouraging to him and quite sufficient to indicate any enjoyment you may have had.

Should your husband suggest any of the more unusual practices be obedient and uncomplaining but register any reluctance by remaining silent. It is likely that your husband will then fall promptly asleep so adjust your clothing, freshen up and apply your night-time face and hair care products.

You may then set the alarm so that you can arise shortly before him in the morning. This will enable you to have his morning cup of tea ready when he awakes
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Old 01-26-2013, 07:40 AM   #2
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AHH!!,,,The good old days
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:21 AM   #3
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I don't think they teach that anymore, thats probably why the porn industry is doing so well nowadays.
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Old 01-26-2013, 08:57 AM   #4
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that still should be taught today in the USA... and Canada
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Old 01-26-2013, 10:31 AM   #5
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I never benefited from that course.
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