Jim Joe & John

**ringadingh** · 01-20-2013, 10:00 AM

-----Three Newfies were working at the top of a phone tower:

As they start their descent, Jim slips, falls off the tower, and is killed instantly.

As the ambulance takes the body away, John says, 'Well, shit, someone's gotta go and tell Jim's wife.

Joe says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.'

Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer.

John says, 'Where'd you get the beer, Joe?'

'Jim’s wife gave it to me,' Joe replies.

'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?'

'Well, not exactly', Joe says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Jim’s widow.

She said, 'You must be mistaken.. I'm not a widow.'

Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.'

Newfies are good at that sensitive stuff.

Loafer · 01-20-2013, 01:02 PM

OMG!

Rotoman40 · 01-20-2013, 03:41 PM

ImageUploadedByTapatalk1358714455.058204.jpg My Newfie is pretty sensitive. :-)

Old Bear · 01-20-2013, 03:49 PM

Okay, that's just wrong ... funny as hell, but wrong!

01-20-2013, 10:00 AM	#1
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Jim Joe & John -----Three Newfies were working at the top of a phone tower: As they start their descent, Jim slips, falls off the tower, and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, John says, 'Well, shit, someone's gotta go and tell Jim's wife. Joe says, 'OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it.' Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Beer. John says, 'Where'd you get the beer, Joe?' 'Jim’s wife gave it to me,' Joe replies. 'That's unbelievable, you told the Missus her husband was dead and she gave you a case of beer?' 'Well, not exactly', Joe says. 'When she answered the door, I said to her, "you must be Jim’s widow. She said, 'You must be mistaken.. I'm not a widow.' Then I said, 'I'll betcha a case of beer you are.' *Newfies are good at that sensitive stuff.* __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-20-2013, 01:02 PM	#2
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	OMG! __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

01-20-2013, 03:49 PM	#4
Old Bear Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2012 Location: Clarksville, TN Posts: 1,434	Okay, that's just wrong ... funny as hell, but wrong! __________________ Jerry "Old Bear" Barker Clarksville, TN Americas Guardians PS MC President, Tennessee 16-A VBA #02203 "Blaze" 2017 Vaquero "Black Magic" 2011 Vaquero, 69k miles, handed down to my son for hopefully many more miles!

01-20-2013, 03:41 PM	#3
Rotoman40 Member Join Date: Jan 2013 Location: South Bend IN Posts: 89	ImageUploadedByTapatalk1358714455.058204.jpg My Newfie is pretty sensitive. :-)