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Old 01-03-2013, 01:07 AM   #1
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:23 AM   #2
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It's got a pistol grip, that makes it an assault weapon!
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Old 01-03-2013, 08:43 AM   #3
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:42 AM   #4
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It's got a pistol grip, that makes it an assault weapon!
It was already an assault weapon, that just makes it "tactical".
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Old 01-03-2013, 10:52 AM   #5
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Old 01-03-2013, 11:40 AM   #6
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Old 01-03-2013, 03:43 PM   #7
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The makers of bats must be forced to put serial numbers on every bat. Every purchaser must pass a backgound check, prove that they have a need, get a license from the government to own one, register it and keep it in a locked bat safe when not being used! ! ! ! !
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Old 01-03-2013, 04:26 PM   #8
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It's not that lethal unless your on steroids
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Old 01-03-2013, 05:41 PM   #9
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It's not that lethal unless your on steroids
but they still cause more deaths than rifles.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Governm...an-With-Rifles
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Old 01-03-2013, 06:15 PM   #10
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but they still cause more deaths than rifles.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Governm...an-With-Rifles
Interesting link... thanks. Seems there were also more murders by hands and feet in 2011 than Rifles and Shotguns combined... Err.. I mean Assault Hands and Feet.
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Old 01-03-2013, 06:24 PM   #11
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but they still cause more deaths than rifles.
http://www.breitbart.com/Big-Governm...an-With-Rifles
Looking at the .gov websites linked in that article, it's interesting to note that OVERALL homicide numbers have been decreasing while the number of gun owners has been increasing, just sayin'... One table shows 2005-2009, with a steady decrease evident in "total firearm" murders and overall murders, then the 2011 link shows even less.

Interesting...

BTW, where can I get one of those customized "sporting apparatus"?

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I just read today that this Dec, was the busiest month ever for gun sales in the U.S., 2.8 million new applications.
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Old 01-06-2013, 10:33 PM   #13
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I just read today that this Dec, was the busiest month ever for gun sales in the U.S., 2.8 million new applications.
True!
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Sorry, I couldn't resist 'stealing' this picture and posting it on my gun store's Facebook page. We had a pretty good running commentary going, but I had to give it up and go to bed - something about having to work to support all the welfare leeches.
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And they just keep beating on my beloved president because he black.


I think the second one is an idiot.
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