To be 6 Again

Scoot · 04-22-2008, 04:28 PM

To Be 6 Again...

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday.

'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror.

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day!
He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was.
Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down.

He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake.

Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??'

Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you idiot!'

The moral of the story: [size=150:v4i7sv3e]Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. [/size:v4i7sv3e]

dakals · 04-22-2008, 06:30 PM

ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

04-22-2008, 07:07 PM

Not as good as your V&H's baffle mod.... but.... LOLOL

basco · 04-22-2008, 07:50 PM

:)

**ringadingh** · 04-22-2008, 11:32 PM

He tried.

04-22-2008, 04:28 PM	#1
Scoot Advanced Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Selma, Alabama Posts: 878	To be 6 Again To Be 6 Again... A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, observing his wife, looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not far off he asked what she'd like to have for her Birthday. 'I'd like to be six again', she replied, still looking in the mirror. On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Lucky Charms, and then took her to Six Flags theme park. What a day! He put her on every ride in the park; the Death Slide, the Wall of Fear, the Screaming Monster Roller Coaster, everything there was. Five hours later they staggered out of the theme park. Her head was reeling and her stomach felt upside down. He then took her to a McDonald's where he ordered her a Happy Meal with extra fries and a chocolate shake. Then it was off to a movie, popcorn, a soda pop, and her favorite candy, M&M's. What a fabulous adventure! Finally she wobbled home with her husband and collapsed into bed exhausted. He leaned over his wife with a big smile and lovingly asked, 'Well Dear, what was it like being six again??' Her eyes slowly opened and her expression suddenly changed. 'I meant my dress size, you idiot!' The moral of the story: [size=150:v4i7sv3e]Even when a man is listening, he is gonna get it wrong. [/size:v4i7sv3e] __________________ 2002 1500 VBA #00077 _____________________ 2013 Ultra Classic (Pearl White)

04-22-2008, 06:30 PM	#2
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	To be 6 Again ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!

04-22-2008, 07:07 PM	#3
Guest Posts: n/a	To be 6 Again Not as good as your V&H's baffle mod.... but.... LOLOL

04-22-2008, 07:50 PM	#4
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	To be 6 Again :)

04-22-2008, 11:32 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	To be 6 Again He tried. __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951