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Old 04-15-2008, 05:30 PM   #1
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The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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Old 04-15-2008, 05:35 PM   #2
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True, but very sad. :-[
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Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
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The Ten Commandments - The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post 'Thou Shalt Not Steal,' 'Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery,' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of lawyers, judges, and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

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Why did God create woman ?
To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet.
Actually Beezer, he created women so men can give their hands a rest every now and then!!!!!!!LMAO!!!!
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