Boudreaux's Doctor Visit

**Cajunrider** · 02-11-2012, 12:39 PM

Boudreaux, an 80-year-old South Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his
every year check-up.

The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is in and asks, "How do you stay
in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?"

"I stay in the swamp and I hunt and fish every day", said the old Cajun.
"Dat's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out
hunting or fishing all day. I have a beer for breakfast and at lunch and wid
my supper. And, I have a shot of hooch before bed time. And, I say my
prayers every night. And all is well wid me."

Well", says the doctor, "I'm sure the prayers help, but there's got to be
more to it. How old was your father when he died?"

"Who said Pop is dead?"

The doctor is amazed. "You mean you are 80 years old and your father is
still alive? How old he is?"

"Pop be 100 next month," replied Boudreaux. "In fact, he hunted with me dis
mornin', and den we went to a beer joint for a while and had a few beers and
dat's why he's still alive. He is a tough Cajun man and he hunts and fishes
everyday, too."

"Well, the doctor says, that's great! But, I'm sure there's more to it than
that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?"

"Who said my Paw Paw's dead?"

Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you are 80 years old, your father is 100
and your grandfather is still living? Incredible! How old he is?"

"We tink 'bout 118." says the old Cajun. He likes his beer, too, but he
won't touch the hard stuff."

The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess your
grandfather went hunting and fishing with you and your father this morning,
too?"

"No, Paw Paw couldn't go dis time. He's gettin' married today."

At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married! Why would
a 118-year-old man want to get married?"

Boudreaux looked down at the floor and mumbled "Who said he wanted to?"

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Loafer · 02-11-2012, 06:51 PM

Yellow Jacket · 02-11-2012, 06:58 PM

Ah....to be 118 years old and have to get married to a 20 something year old because you had to!!!!!!!

**ringadingh** · 02-11-2012, 07:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Yellow Jacket

Ah....to be 118 years old and have to get married to a 20 something year old because you had to!!!!!!!

He probably cant remember why he shouldn't!

**BudMan** · 02-11-2012, 07:47 PM

AlabamaNomadRider · 02-11-2012, 08:17 PM

Funny one Mitch.

02-11-2012, 12:39 PM	#1
Cajunrider Join Date: Apr 2008 Location: (SE Louisiana) Posts: 8,340	Boudreaux's Doctor Visit Boudreaux, an 80-year-old South Louisiana Cajun, goes to the doctor for his every year check-up. The doctor is amazed at what good shape he is in and asks, "How do you stay in such great physical condition, Boudreaux?" "I stay in the swamp and I hunt and fish every day", said the old Cajun. "Dat's why I'm in such good shape. I'm up well before daylight and out hunting or fishing all day. I have a beer for breakfast and at lunch and wid my supper. And, I have a shot of hooch before bed time. And, I say my prayers every night. And all is well wid me." Well", says the doctor, "I'm sure the prayers help, but there's got to be more to it. How old was your father when he died?" "Who said Pop is dead?" The doctor is amazed. "You mean you are 80 years old and your father is still alive? How old he is?" "Pop be 100 next month," replied Boudreaux. "In fact, he hunted with me dis mornin', and den we went to a beer joint for a while and had a few beers and dat's why he's still alive. He is a tough Cajun man and he hunts and fishes everyday, too." "Well, the doctor says, that's great! But, I'm sure there's more to it than that. How about your father's father? How old was he when he died?" "Who said my Paw Paw's dead?" Stunned, the doctor asks, "You mean you are 80 years old, your father is 100 and your grandfather is still living? Incredible! How old he is?" "We tink 'bout 118." says the old Cajun. He likes his beer, too, but he won't touch the hard stuff." The doctor is getting frustrated at this point, "So, I guess your grandfather went hunting and fishing with you and your father this morning, too?" "No, Paw Paw couldn't go dis time. He's gettin' married today." At this point the doctor is close to losing it. "Getting married! Why would a 118-year-old man want to get married?" Boudreaux looked down at the floor and mumbled "Who said he wanted to?" ________________________________________ __________________ 2016 Electra Glide Ultra Limited CVO Palladium Silver / Phantom Blue 110 cu in SE 2012 Electra Glide Ultra Limited (Traded 6/22/16) Tequila Sunrise / HD Orange Vance & Hines true dual headers Rinehart 4" slip ons Screamin Eagle Super Tuner Screamin Eagle Stage 1 intake Dyno tuned H.O.G.# 4514015 2007 Nomad 1600 (Traded 6/23/12) VBA #482

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