Can you get married in Heaven?

**wompus** · 01-28-2012, 10:10 AM

On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple
is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple finds
themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting
for St. Peter to return.

While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could we possibly
get married in Heaven?

When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter
says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has
asked. Let me go find out." and he leaves.

The couple sat and waited and waited. Two months
passed and the couple is still waiting. As they
waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to
get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of
it all.

"What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we
stuck together FOREVER?"

After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns,
looking somewhat bedraggled.

"Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in
Heaven."

"Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering,
what if things don't work out? Could we also get a
divorce in Heaven?"

St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard
onto the ground.

"What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple.

"OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three
months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea
how long it will take me to find a LAWYER?"

**markclark57** · 01-28-2012, 10:35 AM

**ringadingh** · 01-28-2012, 10:46 AM

Loafer · 01-28-2012, 11:51 AM

Oh wow! Thats really funny.....

AlabamaNomadRider · 01-28-2012, 11:56 AM

Funny stuff.

cptmorganfred · 01-28-2012, 07:06 PM

My daughter and son in law are lawyers and i can't wait to tell them that one!!!!!!

01-28-2012, 10:10 AM	#1
wompus Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Gainesville, Ga. Posts: 1,950	Can you get married in Heaven? On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple finds themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to return. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could we possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter showed up, they asked him. St. Peter says, "I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out." and he leaves. The couple sat and waited and waited. Two months passed and the couple is still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. "What if it doesn't work?" they wondered, "Are we stuck together FOREVER?" After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. "Yes," he informs the couple, "you CAN get married in Heaven." "Great!" said the couple, "But we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?" St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slams his clipboard onto the ground. "What's wrong?" asked the frightened couple. "OH, COME ON!" St. Peter shouts, "It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have ANY idea how long it will take me to find a LAWYER?" __________________ Mike "WOMPUS' Nieznany 1999 Nomad "Fronkensteen" Viet Nam Vet 68-69-70 KawaNOW #00577 I'm sarcastic and have a smart ass attitude. It's a natural defense against DRAMA, BULLSHIT & STUPIDITY!!

01-28-2012, 10:35 AM	#2
markclark57 Join Date: Jun 2010 Location: Phoenix, AZ Posts: 3,108	__________________ 2006 Vulcan 1600 Classic "George III" (Patricia's) 2006 Vulcan 1600 Nomad "Grace" (Mark's) Mark Clark VBA #1619 TaibhseDaid@Gmail.Com "Irish" @ Maricopa County Chapter of B.A.C.A. Phoenix, AZ

01-28-2012, 10:46 AM	#3
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	__________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

01-28-2012, 11:51 AM	#4
Loafer Sr. Contributor Join Date: Dec 2008 Posts: 18,287	Oh wow! Thats really funny..... __________________ Gerry Martineau / 802 VT / VBA #0892 /[email]glmjgm@gmail.com[email]

01-28-2012, 11:56 AM	#5
AlabamaNomadRider Sr. Contributor Join Date: Jul 2009 Location: Boaz, Alabama Posts: 13,742	Funny stuff. __________________ Gene Cross, Jr. Boaz, Alabama KawaNOW/VBA #1181

01-28-2012, 07:06 PM	#6
cptmorganfred Jr. Member Join Date: Feb 2011 Location: Lacombe Alberta Posts: 30	My daughter and son in law are lawyers and i can't wait to tell them that one!!!!!!