The 12 Priest

**jmorrow** · 04-01-2008, 03:25 AM

Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them.

Each priest had a small bell attached to his p***s. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity.

The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest.

As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell...

Then all the other bells started to ring.

basco · 04-01-2008, 06:50 AM

**trip** · 04-01-2008, 07:03 AM

LOL........

BandC · 04-01-2008, 07:19 AM

LOL Good one!! :)

**ringadingh** · 04-01-2008, 08:27 AM

Fantastic!!

**jmorrow** · 04-01-2008, 09:01 AM

Then on the other hand!!!!

socwkbiker · 04-01-2008, 09:06 AM

LMAO!!!

04-02-2008, 07:58 PM

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

04-01-2008, 03:25 AM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The 12 Priest Twelve priests were about to be ordained. The final test was for them to line up in a straight row, totally naked, while a beautiful, big-breasted nude model danced before them. Each priest had a small bell attached to his p***s. They were told that anyone whose bell rang when the nude model danced in front of them would not be ordained, because he had not reached a state of spiritual purity. The beautiful model danced before the first candidate, with no reaction. She proceeded down the line with the same response from all the priests until she got to the final priest. As she danced, his bell began to ring so loudly that it flew off and fell clattering to the ground. Embarrassed, he took a few steps forward and bent over to pick up the bell... Then all the other bells started to ring. __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

04-01-2008, 06:50 AM	#2
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	The 12 Priest

04-01-2008, 07:03 AM	#3
trip VBA Founder Join Date: Jun 2007 Location: Lindale, Texas Posts: 6,846	The 12 Priest LOL........ __________________ Robert "Trip" Hilliard VBA/KawaNOW - Founder/Past President VBA # 00001 Trip's Website Custer 09, 18 / Maggie Valley 11 / Eureka Springs 09, 17 / Antlers 09, 10, 11, 13, 15, 16, 17, 18 Texas Hill Country / Deals Gap / Colorado / Wyoming / Montana / Utah / More trips for Trip

04-01-2008, 07:19 AM	#4
BandC Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Iron Range, Northern Minnesota Posts: 2,288	The 12 Priest LOL Good one!! :) __________________ 2005 Blk/Silver Nomad (Sold) VBA #00671

04-01-2008, 08:27 AM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	The 12 Priest Fantastic!! __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

04-01-2008, 09:01 AM	#6
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	The 12 Priest Then on the other hand!!!! __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

04-01-2008, 09:06 AM	#7
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	The 12 Priest LMAO!!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

04-02-2008, 07:58 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	The 12 Priest Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk

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