Special Ring

**jmorrow** · 03-25-2008, 05:02 PM

An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday
evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend.

The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special".

At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only
$40,000," the jeweler said.

The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled
with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take
It."

The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said.

Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man.

"There's no money in that account."

"I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?".

03-25-2008, 08:49 PM

Yellow Jacket · 03-25-2008, 09:32 PM

Fantastic! Cunning old man SCORES!

**ringadingh** · 03-25-2008, 10:08 PM

LOL

dakals · 03-25-2008, 11:22 PM

LMAO!!!!!

BandC · 03-26-2008, 07:41 AM

Great Plan!!! :)

jussmatt · 03-26-2008, 12:19 PM

Goes to show ya....wisdom does come w/ age!!! LOL!

bear · 03-26-2008, 12:21 PM

Old age and treachery beats youth and exuberance every time!

beezer · 03-26-2008, 08:37 PM

03-25-2008, 05:02 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	Special Ring An older, white haired man walked into a jewelry store one Friday evening with a beautiful young gal at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring and showed it to him. The old man said, "I don't think you understand, I want something very special". At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. "Here's a stunning ring at only $40,000," the jeweler said. The young lady's eyes sparkled and her whole body trembled with excitement. The old man seeing this said, "We'll take It." The jeweler asked how payment would be made and the old man stated, by check. " I know you need to make sure my check is good, so I'll write it now and you can call the bank Monday to verify the funds and I'll pick the ring up Monday afternoon," he said. Monday morning, a very teed-off jeweler phoned the old man. "There's no money in that account." "I know", said the old man, "but can you imagine the weekend I had?". __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

03-25-2008, 08:49 PM	#2
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03-25-2008, 09:32 PM	#3
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	Special Ring Fantastic! Cunning old man SCORES! __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009

03-25-2008, 10:08 PM	#4
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	Special Ring LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-25-2008, 11:22 PM	#5
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	Special Ring LMAO!!!!!

03-26-2008, 07:41 AM	#6
BandC Sr. Member Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Iron Range, Northern Minnesota Posts: 2,288	Special Ring Great Plan!!! :) __________________ 2005 Blk/Silver Nomad (Sold) VBA #00671

03-26-2008, 12:19 PM	#7
jussmatt Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Richmond, TX. Posts: 2,588	Special Ring Goes to show ya....wisdom does come w/ age!!! LOL!

03-26-2008, 12:21 PM	#8
bear Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: South Louisiana Posts: 322	Special Ring Old age and treachery beats youth and exuberance every time!

03-26-2008, 08:37 PM	#9
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	Special Ring __________________ 2012 FLHTK

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