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Old 07-28-2011, 05:31 PM   #1
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A woman was very distraught at he fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have some thing wrong with her, so she decided to employ the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she go see DR. Chang, the well known Chinese sex therapist. So she went to see him. Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, "OK, take off all your crose." The woman did as she was told. "Now, get down and craw reery fass to odder side of room". Again, the woman did as she was instructed. Dr. Chang then said, "OK, now craw reery reey fass back to me". So she did. Dr. Chang slowly shook his head and said, "your problem very bad, You haf Ed Zachary disease, wors case I ever see, dat why you not haf sex or dates". Confused, the woman asked, "Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary disease?" Dr. Chang looked the woman in the eyes and replied, "Ed Zachary disease is when your face rook Ed Zachary rike you a$$".
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Old 07-28-2011, 06:34 PM   #2
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I never know what to say to people with that problem.
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Now that was funny.
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Ithink I know her.
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