WWJD

03-26-2008, 09:14 PM

Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the ingenuity award:

A driver did the right thing, stopping at the school crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed the chance to drive through the intersection with him. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. That was when I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do" license plate holder, the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk and the "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window.....

Naturally, I assumed you stole the car.

audiogooroo · 03-26-2008, 10:23 PM

Quote:

Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the ingenuity award:

A driver did the right thing, stopping at the school crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed the chance to drive through the intersection with him. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. That was when I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do" license plate holder, the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk and the "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window.....

Naturally, I assumed you stole the car.

Perfect!

I suppose some Christians should be more self aware, hmmmm?

dakals · 03-26-2008, 10:34 PM

LMAO!!!!!!

socwkbiker · 03-26-2008, 10:48 PM

That's awesome!!

**ringadingh** · 03-27-2008, 12:26 PM

LOL

flightdoc · 03-27-2008, 02:52 PM

I LOVE IT.

basco · 03-27-2008, 04:50 PM

Aint that the truth

03-27-2008, 05:14 PM

That's good!

Yellow Jacket · 03-28-2008, 08:22 PM

Have you ever seen the bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you love Jesus?" Sometimes if you actually honk your horn, you will get flipped off. I guess they have forgotten about the sticker on the back.

ponch · 03-29-2008, 05:34 PM

Some people set the bar too high.

Quote:

Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the ingenuity award:

A driver did the right thing, stopping at the school crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed the chance to drive through the intersection with him. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer.

The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. That was when I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do" license plate holder, the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk and the "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window.....

Naturally, I assumed you stole the car.

03-26-2008, 09:14 PM	#1
Guest Posts: n/a	WWJD Police aren't perfect, but this cop comes close to winning the ingenuity award: A driver did the right thing, stopping at the school crosswalk even though he could have beaten the red light by accelerating through the intersection. The tailgating woman behind him went ballistic, pounding on her horn and screaming in frustration as she missed the chance to drive through the intersection with him. Still in mid-rant, she heard a tap on her window and looked up into the face of a very serious police officer. The officer ordered her to exit her car with her hands up. He took her to the police station where she was searched, fingerprinted, photographed and placed in a cell. After a couple of hours, a policeman approached the cell and opened the door. She was escorted back to the booking desk where the arresting officer was waiting with her personal effects. He said, "I'm awfully sorry for this mistake. You see, I pulled up behind your car while you were blowing your horn, flipping the guy off in front of you, and cussing a blue streak at him. That was when I noticed the "What Would Jesus Do" license plate holder, the "Follow me to Sunday School" bumper sticker, the chrome plated Christian fish emblem on the trunk and the "My Boss is a Jewish Carpenter" decal on your back window..... Naturally, I assumed you stole the car.

03-26-2008, 10:34 PM	#3
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	WWJD LMAO!!!!!!

03-26-2008, 10:48 PM	#4
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	WWJD That's awesome!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

03-27-2008, 12:26 PM	#5
ringadingh Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Newmarket Ontario Canada Posts: 35,387	WWJD LOL __________________ 2002 Nomad aka Bountyhunter VBA #27 VROC #18951

03-27-2008, 02:52 PM	#6
flightdoc Sr. Member Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: Barrington, New Hampshire Posts: 1,285	WWJD I LOVE IT.

03-27-2008, 04:50 PM	#7
basco Sr. Member Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Taylor Tx Posts: 1,831	WWJD Aint that the truth

03-27-2008, 05:14 PM	#8
Guest Posts: n/a	WWJD That's good!

03-28-2008, 08:22 PM	#9
Yellow Jacket Top Contributor Join Date: Nov 2007 Location: Fayetteville, Georgia Posts: 5,792	WWJD Have you ever seen the bumper sticker that says, "Honk if you love Jesus?" Sometimes if you actually honk your horn, you will get flipped off. I guess they have forgotten about the sticker on the back. __________________ Bob KawaNOW/VBA 210 Green/Silver 2006 Patriot Guard Riders 2009