CAKE OR BED ?

**jmorrow** · 03-11-2008, 02:22 PM

CAKE OR BED
>
>
>
> A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A
>
> FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,
>
>
>
> 'HONEY,
>
> COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY?
>
> IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW'.
>
>
>
> HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY,
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> 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW?
>
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>
> GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>
> I DON'T THINK SO'.
>
>
>
> FINE,
>
>
>
> THEN THE WIFE ASKS,
>
> 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE
> DOOR?
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> IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT '
>
>
>
> TO WHICH HE REPLIED,
>
> 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR?
>
> DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE
>
> WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>
> I DON'T THINK SO'.
>
>
>
> 'FINE', SHE SAYS
>
> 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS
>
> TO THE FRONT DOOR?
>
> THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK '
>
>
>
> 'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T
>
> WANT TO FIX STEPS'.
>
> HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE
>
> ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD?
>
> I DON'T THINK SO
>
> I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU.
>
> I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! '
>
>
>
> SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A
>
> COUPLE OF HOURS...................................
>
>
>
> HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW
>
> HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES
>
> TO GO HOME
>
>
>
> AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE, HE NOTICES
>
> THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED.
>
>
>
> AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE
>
> HALL LIGHT IS
> WORKING.
>
>
>
> AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES
>
> THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED.
>
>
>
> 'HONEY', HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?'
>
> SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT
>
> OUTSIDE AND CRIED.
>
>
>
> JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME
>
> WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM.
>
>
>
> HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND
>
> ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER
>
> GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE'.
>
>
>
> HE SAID,
>
> 'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?'
>
>
>
> SHE REPLIED,
>
> 'HELLOOOOO..
>
> DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN
>
> ON MY FOREHEAD?
>
> I DON'T THINK SO!'

03-11-2008, 02:31 PM

LOL....that's too funny!!

beezer · 03-11-2008, 02:46 PM

that's crazy LOL

dakals · 03-11-2008, 03:50 PM

That's what i would have done!!!! LOL

03-11-2008, 07:42 PM

Now that's funny.

socwkbiker · 03-11-2008, 11:15 PM

LMAO!!!

03-11-2008, 02:22 PM	#1
jmorrow Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Beech Grove, Arkansas Posts: 1,884	CAKE OR BED ? CAKE OR BED > > > > A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A > > FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS, > > > > 'HONEY, > > COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? > > IT'S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW'. > > > > HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, > > 'FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? > > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > > GE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO'. > > > > FINE, > > > > THEN THE WIFE ASKS, > > 'WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE > DOOR? > > IT WON'T CLOSE RIGHT ' > > > > TO WHICH HE REPLIED, > > 'FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? > > DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE > > WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO'. > > > > 'FINE', SHE SAYS > > 'THEN YOU COULD AT LEAST FIX THE STEPS > > TO THE FRONT DOOR? > > THEY ARE ABOUT TO BREAK ' > > > > 'I'M NOT A CARPENTER AND I DON'T > > WANT TO FIX STEPS'. > > HE SAYS, 'DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE > > ACE HARDWARE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO > > I'VE HAD ENOUGH OF YOU. > > I'M GOING TO THE BAR!!!! ' > > > > SO HE GOES TO THE BAR AND DRINKS FOR A > > COUPLE OF HOURS................................... > > > > HE STARTS TO FEEL GUILTY ABOUT HOW > > HE TREATED HIS WIFE, AND DECIDES > > TO GO HOME > > > > AS HE WALKS INTO THE HOUSE, HE NOTICES > > THAT THE STEPS ARE ALREADY FIXED. > > > > AS HE ENTERS THE HOUSE, HE SEES THE > > HALL LIGHT IS > WORKING. > > > > AS HE GOES TO GET A BEER, HE NOTICES > > THE FRIDGE DOOR IS FIXED. > > > > 'HONEY', HE ASKS, 'HOW'D ALL THIS GET FIXED?' > > SHE SAID, 'WELL, WHEN YOU LEFT I SAT > > OUTSIDE AND CRIED. > > > > JUST THEN A NICE YOUNG MAN ASKED ME > > WHAT WAS WRONG, AND I TOLD HIM. > > > > HE OFFERED TO DO ALL THE REPAIRS, AND > > ALL I HAD TO DO WAS EITHER > > GO TO BED WITH HIM OR BAKE A CAKE'. > > > > HE SAID, > > 'SO WHAT KIND OF CAKE DID YOU BAKE?' > > > > SHE REPLIED, > > 'HELLOOOOO.. > > DO YOU SEE BETTY CROCKER WRITTEN > > ON MY FOREHEAD? > > I DON'T THINK SO!' __________________ Jim (Dooley) Morrow Stanford, Arkansas 2004 Kawasaki Nomad 1500 VBA #146

03-11-2008, 02:31 PM	#2
Guest Posts: n/a	CAKE OR BED ? LOL....that's too funny!!

03-11-2008, 02:46 PM	#3
beezer Top Contributor Join Date: Aug 2007 Location: The VooDoo Lounge Posts: 5,780	CAKE OR BED ? that's crazy LOL __________________ 2012 FLHTK

03-11-2008, 03:50 PM	#4
dakals Sr. Member Join Date: Dec 2007 Location: Beloit,WI Posts: 4,256	CAKE OR BED ? That's what i would have done!!!! LOL

03-11-2008, 07:42 PM	#5
Guest Posts: n/a	CAKE OR BED ? Now that's funny.

03-11-2008, 11:15 PM	#6
socwkbiker Top Contributor Join Date: Jul 2007 Location: Jefferson City, MO Posts: 6,272	CAKE OR BED ? LMAO!!! __________________ Jeff Platz VBA #0002 VBA VP-Global B.A.C.A. Hoss 2005 "StrongBear" Black/Silver Todd and BD

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